This place is great if you're...

This place is great if you're into very standard, very vanilla strip clubs. In that regard, easily the best value in IL. Dancers are really like a 7.5, but I'm rounding up, but definitely best looking girls outside of Chicago (btw, stay out of Chicago unless you have huge $$$, because otherwise it's all air dances). Dances are short, like 1.5 minutes. Go for the 5 for 50, it's the best deal around. I've waited three visits before I decided to write a review, each time has been better than the last. I really like this place because the girls are hot overall, and natural (but there is a fair amount of silicone).

Food here sucks, but it's best free terrible food out there. I recommend the pizza (right when you walk in) and the hamburger. The fries are good, it's really hard to screw up fries. The food has actually gotten better, to the point where I might actually pay for it.

There isn't much else to write about this place. It's been the essentially the same for the last 15 years. I read in the local paper that the cops were trying to bust this place, but I've never been offered anything (well, I take that back, one of the hot lituanians offered me her number). I would be very surprised if extras are offered here.