Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Came in on a Saturday night,...

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pongco82
Jun 30, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Came in on a Saturday night, and predictably it was absolutely packed. I was lucky enough to get a seat by the back wall, but I saw several guys all night forced to stand. Cover charge was $10. They have domestic beers in bottles for $1.50, and the cover charge includes food. The food was surprisingly decent, I had a burger and chicken strips with fries, and the menu has several other sandwiches available. There was also some cheap pepperoni and sausage pizza kept under heat lamps by the entrance, which people would just grab for a quick bite instead of ordering from a waitress.

There didn't seem to be too many girls working on this night, 2 dozen max. There were about 6 I was interested in getting dances from, but could only get the attention of one of those 6 all night, the rest were either with regulars or wasted hours trying to get dances from young guys clearly not looking to spend much. Lapdances were 1 for $15, 2 for $25, and 5 for $50, touching only allowed on her waist and legs. Songs seemed a bit short, maybe 2 minutes. Bachelor parties seem to be popular here, they go through this routine where the bachelor gets his underwear ripped off and a girl rides on his back while he crawls around. They must have done this to 5 different guys while I was here, and it stops the dancing on all 3 stages.

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