Did a late night trip. There's...

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

I check out HBs regularly as I'm too lazy to head further south or west. Plus it's the only club I know open on a Saturday afternoon. Saturday afternoons are like maybe 6-7 girls. Quality…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

I frequent this club on a regular enough basis. I sort of judge their talent on what the Saturday afternoon talent is like. Just a quick reminder, any thing that isn't booze is free until…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, IL

First time at 390 and won't be back. It's a really nice place and the cover isn't bad--neither is the $2 shots on Saturday night. 3 dances semi-nude with touching for $90? Ouch. Pretty empty…

Elk Grove Village, IL. Sunday night real late. This spot is open till 4am. Sunday before memorial day, last stop of the night. Right by O'Haire airport. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Black guy with…

As you can probably tell by the title my review of this club is mixed… Let me start of with the good in terms of attractive women this club is a hit, atleast the few times…

First off, the parking lot sucks. More potholes in the lot than dollars on the stage (I'll get to that later). Walk in, free entry with a text. I'm not sure if it is always like…

It's been a few years since I stopped in to HB's so figured that I'd check it out. Went on a very cold Thursday night from about 5:30-7 pm. Maybe 8 other solo customers in…