Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

I used to live in Chicagoland...

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Throck
Jul 13, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I used to live in Chicagoland and had passed this place several times. I was bored on a Thursday evening after being in town for business, so decided to check it out. This is a non-nude bar, as are most places in Chicago. This was a little different for me. I was initiated recently into the SC scene via East St. Louis with places like Penthouse and the Hollywood Showclub. Those places the girls got naked on stage, or at least topless. No such luck here. Initially I was bummed, but after a few drinks I didn't seem to mind.

The place looks huge from the outside, but the main floor is smaller than I expected. It has three stages, one large in the center and 2 smaller stages in the back and by the entrance. There are VIP rooms in the back and upstairs. There is also a small bar off to the left of the center stage. There were a lot of girls there that night - I would guess at least 25. I was surprised how many were lingering around, chatting up the customers. There was also a steady stream going in and out of the VIP. I was approached a number of times by the women working the club. They were polite and not too pushy. If you plan on going just to hang at the bar and not be noticed, the club is too small and the girls too plentiful.

While initially disappointed with the lack of nudity, the girls are still in g strings and bras. It's also a pretty good bang for your buck. Only $10 to get in, $1.50 domestic bottles, and free food. The food of the night seemed to be pizza. Can't comment on the quality as I didn't have any. Lap dances are 2 for $25 and 5 for $50. You can also get 5 for $60, the difference is you get a couch in the VIP vs a chair apparently. Based on talking to some of the girls, you need to discuss the VIP experience as I think it may vary with the girl. One girl asked me if I'd like to get laid. Not sure if she was serious or just trying to reel me in... pretty sure of the latter. Another (one of the hotter in the room that night) told me that it's 2 for $25 topless with full contact, "and I'll ride your cock like no other!"

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