Heavenly Bodies

Went in last Friday afternoon and was happy to see the usual dancers. Turnover is always an issue with clubs in general and HB is no exception. There are several afternoon girls…

Visited this club on the first week of June. It was very easy to miss this club because the billboards informing the club's existence stress on the quality of food (I mean…

Went in the VIP room with a atheletic girl 5 dances for 60. A little thicker , great tan and great smile. had me hold her hair during the dance…

Well the club was filled on a Saturday night. Dancers were mostly young and spinners in the range of 6-8. one may be nine. There was variety but I was not really…

Went to HB last week and it was not up to its normal dancer quality. While I was there rather early there were not the usual number of hot european women.…

Had a few hours to kill before catching a plane back home and this was the closest spot. Walked in around lunch time and $5 cover included a lunch buffet and…

This place is a block away from the extended stay hotel I'm stuck in for the next few eeeks. I stopped in to see if it's worthwhile. The inside reminds me of…

As was previously reviewed by others, this is a bikini only bar. I went in during lunch and your $5 includes lunch. They have pretty decent burgers, so I ordered…

It was a Thursday afternoon and I had a long lunch so I figured I would go in there for the $5 lunch with a view. Overall it wasn't a bad…

This place is a fun place to go without spending a lot of money- I dropped about $200 over the course of 3 hours, which was plenty to try out dances with…

Went here on a Saturday night. The place was packed with a line to get in. There was a coat check as well. It was $10 to get in with no drink minimum.…

Nice variety of girls. Great value in VIP or Champagne rooms. Stick with the older more experience girls as they know how to grind; the newbies can be annoying. Ask them how…

Went in to check out one of the limited options in the area for future customer trips. The club is in decent shape with ample room and atmosphere. I did not get…

I paid my first visit here today around noon. I will surely return. $5 for entry which includes food and drink. Do the right thing, and tip your waitress.…

Have been frequenting this club for many years now. HB's used to be a fun place with lots of girls but all that has changed that last few years. Even…

My boss and I paid our everyother year visit to this club on a Thursday night while attending a trade show. Upon entering the club, tokens were purchased and ID's were…

While it is unfortunate that the dancers are not topless, there are many other features that make Heavenly Bodies a good time. First, if you go to their website and join…

Your money goes a long way. Low cover charge cheap domestic beer and naked chicks dancing on stage. Free food on the weekend. Lap dances downstairs can be had…

Heavenly Bodies is about as good or bad as Chicago clubs get. Any mileage is more an exception than a rule. The club is rather large though it looks pretty…

We visited Heavenly Bodies on Saturday, 5/5, arriving around 11:00 pm. We paid our cover charge of $10 each and were given a token, an armband and coupon for half off a…

I had been stopping by on Thursdays for some reasons and my adventures started becoming to predictable. I mean there's a certain excitement and adrenaline rush that accompanies this or why bother?…

This was my second visit to this club and loved it. I visited on Thursday afternoon and there were about 8 girls and very few patrons. The beer is inexpensive and the…

Went in Saturday afternoon to watch the Bulls game and early B-Day celebration. I must not have been the only one thinking to come here and watch the game as this place…

Some how with Allstars closed in Northlake I seem too be spending more money here and enjoying myself less. Dance prices are the same price $10 with top on and $15 topeless,…

I agree with many of the other posts but I do think this is one of the best clubs the area. The girls are all gorgeous, every shape and size most guys…

Unusual club, this one. Dancing on stage is bikini only. Girls only take the tops off in private. But there are some hot ladies. Private dances can be…

Had a couple of hours to kill in the afternoon before picking someone up from the airport. Dropped in due to reviews. Perhaps it was an off day. The…

I have visited Heavenly Bodies on a few occasions over the last several years. I agree with some of the recent sentiments that things are improving at Heavenly Bodies. I visited last…

(This is a continuation of my Heavenly Bodies review, which I seem to have submitted prematurely.) After some free food and a $2.50 beer, I chose one of a number of young lovelies…

It's been awhile since I've been here. $10 each got me and my three friends into the club. I won't get detailed with the layout since it's the same as described in…

Stopped by on a Wednesday night, pretty excited having designated this my official spot. It's closer to me than the drive to the south suburbs I'd been making and I appreciate the…

After 3 months in North Carolina, I finally got back to "my home club". There's still a lot of things I hate about this club. Even more now that I've seen NC…

After hearing the ads for this place every night I listen to the radio I decided to check the place out. No, the dancers aren't ugly they are cute, most are…

This is the only club nearby if you live in far north suburb of Chicago. Club's physical layout is like a pub with bar stools and table for sitting in…

Went on a Monday night. My first time there but it was fairly quiet (maybe 6-8 people) and 10 dancers. After about 8 pm, night shift got in and place started to…

Great value, and conveniently open for lunch (which is free.) Good mix of girls, somehing for every taste. Some of the dancers don't show a lot of enthusiasm onstage, but…

So this place is an old reliable. If you have $100 in your pocket but want a good grinding strip club this is the place to hit. Of course you…

I've been coming to this club for several years and the quality of dancers has definately gone up in the last few months. There are a few very cute european girls…

This joint is one of the best values in the country. Drinks are dirt cheap. Although it's a bikini club (girls dance on stage in bikinis), lap dances are done topless with…

Decent place for illinios where the rules are quite strict went around 3 pm. Place looks gobs in a safe neighborhood. The beer specials are the best here. Cheaper than any bar.…

Airport location was convenient, so stopped by on the way out. Plenty of dancers there, a number of them legitimate eye candy. Some were friendly, and some of those I…

I have written about this place before but still can never get over the $1.50 beers all the time. This place rocks when it comes to beers and selection of girls.…

I went for a late lunch on a Friday afternoon. They have an odd pricing structure with $5 cover ($10 after 3:00 PM), domestic beers for $1.50 and food is free. Dancers…

Stopped in here with a friend a couple weeks ago right at shift change (5pm). Seemed like most of the hot girls were going home. Waitress was very attentive -…

I was driving back home from the airport and decided to stop by HB. It has been quite some time since my last visit. The club is still the same.…

Stopped by Heavenly Bodies the day before new years. It was packed because a blackhawks/bulls game was on. The dances are 2 for 25 or 5 for 50. Honestly, just do the…

HB is a club by O'Hare that tries to middle the ground between strip club and Hooters, but of course there is the $10 cover and dirty decor. They do have not…

I was in the area on a Friday at lunch time and had some free time, so I stopped in. I paid a $5 cover which included lunch. There were 15-20 girls…

This place is in more of an industrial location and looks more like a manufacturing plant than a strip club from the outside. Once in, it looks like what you would…

Went to HB on a Monday night. Had to pay $10 to get in. Also had to check in my coat and hat which I wasn't too happy about. In my…

Heavenly Bodies...a favorite haunt of my 40's...had not been there in voer a year, so with some time to waste as I was the designated driver for the Thanksgiving guests, I volunteered…

Have not been here in a long time but it has improved in the upstairs area. Much improved seating with comfortable couches and some privacy. That said Heavenly bodies is…

First time ever to Heavenly Bodies and I think it might be my last. It is not a bad place but for the most part it is zero contact and with…

This place has a lot of hot girls. The drinks are super cheap. Domestic beers are $1.50....you won't find that in a Chicago bar much less a strip club.…

Came back to chicago this weekend from a long heavy week and was in the mood for a few drinks and some eyecandy. Headed out to heavenly. Arrived at 8pm and the…

Heavenly Bodies seems to be more of a place you go to relax. To me, it almost isn't a strip club. You have girls dancing in bikinis on stage which…

Haven't been here in awhile so thought I'd try it out again. I didn't notice it being dirty per se as another post suggested and I always think the dancers are very…

I went back after a lon period of absence to see if anything had improved. Sad to say things are not much better. The club is generally clean and I did not…

I decided to give Heavenly Bodies a shot in search for a cheaper, and perhaps higher mileage, alternative to Scores in the O'Hare area. Long story short ... you get what…

Stopped in on a Monday night. It was pretty quiet which worked to my advantage. The girls came by and were willing to spend more time. I danced with a beauty named…

I was short on time but headed in for an afternoon. Saturday afternoon has its ups and downs. It depends on the girls and how well you know them. They've been handing…

After a lot of people pressuring me to go, I finally stepped inside: No, the dancers aren't ugly they are cute, most are younger (teenage young, it seemed) and there…

Visited for the first time on a Saturday evening from 7pm to 10pm. Parking is free and cover is 10 dollars including soda drinks and some free food. Beer is cheap and…

What a horrible time. Not only were the strippers complete pigs, they didn't even do anything. They spent half the time in the bathroom. At most there was 5 min. Of lesbo…

Just got back from heavenly bodies and the speaks for itself. As soon as I walk in I am greeted by two beautiful young women checking in coats. Wish they were dancers.…

I've been by a few times since my last review but didn't get a chance to post comments until now. Seems the upswing has been noticed as even on a Saturday afternoon…

Haven't been there since my review in August 2009 (I don't live particularly close). Again I went in early afternoon on a weekday. Much of my previous review still applies, but…

I decided to go back to HB today around 3. It cost $5 to get in and then supposedly lunch was on them but I wasn't hungry. Just like the first time…

I've been here now three times , all during the afternoon. I'll have to stop by around 2am sometime, can't hurt , right? On all of these daylight visits, it had been…

I've been coming to this place for ten years. It has its ups and downs -- right now (August 2011) it is on a very strong streak. There are a…

Went in on a Wednesday afternoon with the hope of getting a free cover. Later, I realized that the free cover is only for patrons entering the club before 3 in the…

Popped in after 10pm on a Saturday. It was really packed as they seemed to have quite a few bachelor parties and birthdays. If you're using a credit card--good news the $300…

WOW, what a differance a day makes, 4th visit, this time on Friday. Met a friend for a beer here before heading for dinner and we had linited time. Was there about…

This place is going to get a lot of attention in the future. Probably the best thing that could happen to this place happened. A casino opened up just 1…

This place was pretty crowded on a Friday night. No clear stunners in the mix... most girls hover in the 6-7 range. Maybe 3 or 4 girls in the 8-9…

This club is located in Northwest suburban Chicago in somewhat of an industrial park area. I have been there several times and my GPS rarely is able to recongnize the address but…

After reading a string of more positive reviews, I revisited HB last night. Without question, there has been an upgrade in the quality of the dancers. Most were very friendly…

Got there around 6 on a Friday evening. There was pizza under a warming light near the door and since I wasn't going to have dinner until much later, it was a…

One girl and one club can make the difference!!! I was out doing a multiple club visit kinda celebrating a course i'd just completed earlier that day and Heavenly Bodies was 3rd…

Dropped in the last few of weekends. Seems like constant turnover with new girls all the time now. It takes a little hunting but you can find ones who give a good…

3RD visit, differnt time, after 10 PM. I don't know which is worse, not being offer a dance (1st visit) or being hounded. The girls were asking within 30 seconds if we…

Back to the ORD stand by. First time in a couple of years. There have been some changes, no more chairs around the edge of an open room in the…

First of all the location was not where I thought. It's on Elmhurst Rd between 62 and I90. Big guady building with signs all about the great views at lunch! LOL.…

Got a coupon/info sheet at door that there was a 5 dance special, $50 for simi-private and $60 for the upstairs and bigger packages. Better visit this time, had a beer ordered…

So this place has changed a little since the last time I was there. What used to be a chair in a backroom for the private dances, is now a private…

Was in the area and decided to stop by this place. Parking is free and plentiful. The outside does look a little dingy though. Inside is a coat check and after you…

Visit #1: free parking, huge plus. paid $10 cover, but got coupon for 1/2 off next time. $1.50 beers all night, HUGE plus. sat down, girls didn't come up for about 30…

Visit #2: Came back to HB after an amazing first trip, I was destined to find out the mystery girl on stage (Paulina) who has a killer tight body. Got in for…

I've been to this club a few times within past few years. The best times was for my birthday. Once I said I was celebrating, almost every girl came up to…

Stopped in early evening to check out HB for a buddies birthday. Thought we were early enough to avoid cover but no such luck. There were about 8-10 dancers working,…

Yo guys so check it, went to HB the other day, enjoyed the 5$ all you can eat with a view special. Was pretty good. Took off and came back later after…

Was driving by, so I just stopped to check it out. It was before 5 PM and the door man hit me up for $10 to get in. There were 2 girls…

This place has a lot of good things going for it, cheap beers, cheap food and always an abundance of dancers on any given day, not to mention the late…

Have been here a few times now, and have not yet been really impressed by it, but the location is great for me. There are a handful of high quality dancers, but…

I was in the area and decided to stop by HB. I haven't been there is quite some time. HB is somewhat near O'Hare airport. The club has been…

I go to HB about once a month since it's the closest place to where I live. Bikini dances on the stages. In the afternoon there's about 10-15 girls rotating through the…

I actually used to work at Heavenly Bodies. As a CUSTOMER, I've been to better clubs. The dances are kind of expensive, especially since the girls aren't even full nude. A lot…

Rates recently changed though 5 dances for $50 is the deal for topless w/moderate grind. (new area is $60 for 5 dances, though I am not sure if it warrants the extra…

Just got back from club tonight. Was there from about 10pm-1am. A few reviews said the outside of the building looks like crap but I thought it looked alright. Big parking lot…

Went in to celebrate my cousins birthday on a sat nite because I had heard fri nites was not really all that hot. There was a nice range of dancers but not…