Whenever I get stuck at Ohare...

Whenever I get stuck at Ohare for the night, which happens too often, I stay at the Baymont Inn because it is a short hundred yard walk from Heavenly Bodies. I have had a few really delightful experiences in the past with slender young women in the upstairs VIP area (5 dances for $60 is a really good use of mondy), but all of these experiences have been on the weekend when there are many women (>25). My last visit was on a Monday evening was not worth the walk. I really like slender or hard bodied women (amazing when I get both), and all of the girls at Heavenly Bodies that evening were packing a little extra. OK, I am packing a little extra myself, but in my 20s and early thirties I was doing about 15 races a year (triathlons, marathons), and was pretty ripped. I guess that strip clubs are just mimicking the increasing sedentary lifestyle, but it is kinda sad when it trickles down to strip clubs. I am not sure how other hobbyists feel, but on some nights like this one at Heavenly Bodies I would have turned down all of the dancers if they were on the house. I feel really bad when I say no to unattractive girls who are just trying to make some money (as the other patrons are doing as well), but they really need to shape up or find another way of making money. The club owners should also set higher standards.