Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

It's been quite a long time...

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scatterbrain
Mar 4, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

It's been quite a long time since I've been to HBs, but I had a couple of hours to kill before a flight so i thought I'd give it a try. I now remember why I don't go back very often. This place is really quite bad. I stayed through the rotation and there was only two dancers that were maybe better than a 5, the rest were pretty hefty...not pretty and hefty, but pretty hefty...way too much body fat. And on top of that, they don't strip at all on stage, just a lingerie show. The only redeeming value I could find was a martini was only $6.75 and food was 'free', but I didn't partake since it seemed like much more of a dive bar than a higher or medium eatery. I guess, caution is warranted. I obviously didn't spend any money on private dances so I can't comment on them. But if the other reviews are accurate (i.e., no touching of the dancers) then this is another strike against this place.

Bottom line, I don't think I'll be back any time in the near future.

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