I had a few hours to...

I had a few hours to kill so I stopped in for lunch. $5 cover and a mandatory coat check. There was an ambulance in the parking lot, so I assumed that someone ate from the buffet before I got there. Kidding. There is no buffet.

The dancers were few, with only 3 worth looking at IMHO. Most of them fell into the thick or stocky range.

The first to approach me was a eastern euro chick, tall, nice body. She ran me through the choices and asked if I wanted an appetizer. I got half way through "I just ordered a burger..." when she turned and walked away. So.... I guess that means no dance later, eh??