Heavenly Bodies

Heavenly bodies has been around forever and it is located near ohare airport. This club used to be a fun place but appears to be in a downturn,however, my visit was during…

I'd written how a Tuesday afternoon was pretty dead, but yesterday couldn't have been more the opposite. there was a pretty good crowd and plenty of girls to go around. Some pretty…

Just flew into ohare and checked into a nearby hotel and figured what the heck, got nothing to do till i fly out tomorrow lets checkout the nearest club. Parking lot…

First time here since the summer. Overall the dancer quality was better than it has been, but sometimes it's just good to be away from a club while turnover changes the…

Price changed think its 10 during day and maybe 15-20 for night. Parking seems safe, staff seems very professional. Girls may not all be 10s but i prefer an 8 with grinding…

OK I was at the club last month and had a really good time. The club always has a group of customers and about 6 to 8 girls working. There are two…

I haven't been at HB for over a year so I decided to check it out a couple of weeks ago. I now remember why I haven't been there recently.…

Have heard the commercials for years of this place and never came in. Well we got in and I couldn’t believe who they allow to dance. I mean come on. One girl…

Stopped by recently on a Wednesday night. I haven't been here in quite a while, probably a year or so. Nothing has really changed in terms of physically. The dancers however, didn't…

I've gone here for over 20 years and have spent $10K+ a year here but no more. I was kicked out for a "normal" activity that this no extras club has always…

This place is cheap cheap cheap! You can get $1.50 drinks and there are .50 beers on certain days of the week. There are so many different girls to choose from. A…

As other reviewers have mentioned, this is a bikini club, not a topless club. It's also the first club in the Chicago area that I've been to, so I only have clubs…

One of my regulars said I should try Sunday, because unlike Fri and Sat nights, Sunday is more like a weekday afternoon as far as being more laid back in general. So…

Lots of different types of girls there so you're sure to find what you like. Had dances with 3 girls. First was pretty good but was super pushy. Second was very nice…

I was heading near the area and wanted to check the place out. I had a little trouble finding it, my GPS was leading me elsewhere. I did eventually find…

Came in on a Monday evening (around 9pm) during Monday night football and the place wasn't too crowded. There were a decent amount of girls in rotation when I first got…

Been to chicago few time and this is the first time to a strip club in this city. Didn't realize that this is not a topless club until sit there for a…

Went in Wed afternoon, and it ended a long string of not so exciting afternoon visits. Days are hit and miss anyway, but besides my 2 regulars there was sufficient eye candy…

I've been to this club many times the last seven years or so. It is odd in it's own way. I'm an out of towner. I book a hotel…

HB is 1/2/ bikini bar, 1/4 sports bar, and 1/4 strip club. It is a very confusing place when you first get there. $10 cover with a token. Heat…

What if you you could order lunch or snacks off the menu. get domestic beers for $1.50 and chat up Bikini-clad Dancers for an admission price of $10? Hell !! I'm driving,…

Stopped by on Tuesday evening 9pm not expecting much. I remember driving by a couple times debating if i was going in or not. The outside does not look great. I…

I know afternoons can be slow, but this was ridiculous. There weren't very many dancers working, even for an afternoon. There were several times no one was on stage and to me…

Bullet points: Girls don't want to dance for minimum dance prices. I don't know who is getting dances for $10, but that was not on the menu when I was there. The DJ…

Checked this old Chicago staple out on Saturday night after the casino. It's only about 5 miles from Rivers and is the best strip club on the North Side by far.…

I was a bit skeptical about visiting this club because of all the unfavorable reviews it had garnered on the web. However, I realized that one of the biggest gripes that people…

Decided to stop in while passing through the area. $10 cover charge, but drinks were cheap and they have plenty of shot girls running around selling cheap shots. Overall the dancer quality…

So 4 o'clock happy hour rolls around and I decide to stop in. Haven't been here in a couple years so I figured why not. Get a 1 dollar happy hour beer…

Unless you have a regular dancer who works Tuesday afternoons, it's not a very good day as the club is very empty and only a few girls are working. Most will be…

I stopped by on a recent visit from the East coast, and I was surprised at how little you actually saw at this strip club. I didn't know that it was an…

Worth a visit, good value on 5-song Champagne room samplers, expect to be watched I stopped by around 6pm on a Wednesday. The club is in a warehouse/industrial area and has a…

Went to the club on a weekday evening while out of town for work. Overall the club was in a decent part of town and seemed safe. Upon entry I was treated…

I went at 5pm on a Wednesday. There were maybe 9-10 patrons and around 6-7 girls. They were wearing lingerie. They skill seemed okay, nothing too amazing. Bouncer seemed friendly and I got…

Had been to HB in the past and always had a good time. This trip was no different. Went on a Monday night and had great dances from several women.…

Stopped in to Heavenly Bodies on a Friday evening. Not much has changed, the beers are still super cheap and the eye candy is typically above average. This still remains…

Mondays are always slow here, and with the I-90 exits closed for construction it might have made things even slower. Because I had a go-to dancer it didn't bother me in the…

This place has cheap drinks, free food, and average dances and dancers. You can find discounted cover passes on their various social media accounts. on weekends their parking lot gets very…

I have never had much better than a mediocre experience at any Chicago area club. Maybe being from east coast and not having spent much time in the area, or whatever but…

Wow, this club has a ton I mean a boatload of 8,9 and ten rated women. The food was great had pizza, had a bucket of beer special for 30.00 not…

I was in town on business with some colleagues and we decided to stop at Heavenly Bodes since it was the closest strip club to where we were staying near O'Hare.…

Stopped by at 4PM on a Thursday when I was in town for business. First time visitor, not a regular sc aficionado. Easy to find, plenty of parking. After paying for a…

The VIP rooms now have phones in them! I don't suppose you can call out, but if you want to order a drink you don't have to put your clothes back on…

The girls were very chill, many of them with tattoos, had good customer service. The food is pretty good for a club and they have relatively cheap drinks. The weekends seem…

Okay, so work brought me on another trip to Chicago (earlier this year, sorry for the late post) and I couldn't wait to get to HB. This time I was prepared and…

I've been here quite a few times as work takes me to the area frequently. Self parking (free) in a gravel lot. Cover is $10. Drinks are cheap - $1.50 domestics and…

OK so I have visited this club atleast 20 times or more in the past year. My last visit was about 2 weeks ago before tonite. I stopped in around 9 to…

Like most clubs, afternoons can be hit or miss. It looked like my last visit was going to be a miss, but I ended up having a great time with a tall…

Girls have changed over the years, not as aggressive as they use to be, Alot more choices now with the shot girls. Not as friendly as they use to be and lot…

I used to frequent this club back in the 90's... moved out of state and haven't been back since- till last night (a Tuesday evening) was driving on the 90... and remembered…

Lunchtime visit around 1 p.m. FREE Parking in a pocked lot (gravel), $10 Cover to girl at the front got me a token for the turnstyle, and a wristband. (is this Disneyland…

Heavenly Bodies is worth a visit if you're in the area. Pros: Attractive girls, nice personalities. The crowd is generally nice enough. Drinks and food are pretty cheap, and not bad. Free…

This club is the best one on the west side of Chicago. It is hard to find good talent in the suburbs. The silliest thing about this club is the strap thing they…

I'm usually going home by midnight, but this time I arrived about that time. The club was absolutely packed, and even finding a stool by the wall wasn't easy. I have a…

I visit this club a few times per year, when in town for business. There are hotels across the street so, I can enjoy the inexpensive drinks and stagger back to…

Old club been around forever - still the same. Average dancers, no touching, free food, reasonably priced drinks. Was in town visiting friends. Use to live in Chicago so…

I haven't been to HB for over 6 months so thought that I would check it out on the Friday before NY Eve. Arrived at about 7pm, paid the cover…

This is more of a general overview and assessment of what I've gleemed over say my last 3 visits here and nearby clubs... As I've said previously, I was making this a go…

With a major winter storm on the way, I figured I'd rather be stranded at the club than at home trying to get to the club. I had enough cash for an…

I hadn't been to HB in some time, around 5 years or so. We arrived a little past midnight on a Saturday night. It wasn't very crowded. Me and two friends found…

I always have a good time at Heavenly Bodies. I arrived around 8pm on a recent Wednesday. Maybe 12 girls working the floor and there were about 20 patrons. I spent about…

I've been going to HB's for over 20 years. Usually have a pretty good time for a Chicago area club. It's not Vegas or Texas but, with some of my…

Some new cuties at the club and I will be in the area regularly for the next year...I'm trying to think of the place as the local tavern to justify going there…

Cubs fans are a dedicated lot -don't show up at the club when the game is on the line - they are intent on watching baseball and not beautiful women. The…

I got a chance to visit this club again. I chose this club based on my previous experience. There is plenty of parking there. I entered in after I paid…

I usually enjoy going Monday nights because it's slow until 11ish, and the girls will spend more time with you. Last night was TOO slow though. Hardly any customers or girls, and…

went there again on friday aftrenoon and club was almost empty few customers sitting in the dark corners talking to girls . Had few shots with cute shotgirl and one cute latina…

Went to HB for an evening beer. The value of the drinks is still good. $1.50 beers, can't beat that anywhere! I do like the bikini dancers on stage…

It had been awhile since I have been to HB so I decided to go back see if anything changed. The cover was $10 and the bottled beer costs $1.50 each…

I was not expecting much from this place, but I was very surprised. I walked in and there were 8 or so fairly hot dancers, very diverse, all wearing bikinis, with a…

I decided to visit in the evening; usually I'm a late afternoon patron. The overall quality of dancers is a little higher at night, and tonight was no exception. I have one…

Stopped in to HB during the afternoon. Nothing like a side of boobs with your lunch! The $10 cover gets you free food, and the food is decent. Try…

I had time before bowling on Friday, so I stopped here for the billionth time. One of my favorites (who gives an amazing dance) came up to me first, but for…

I was passing by this club and had some time to kill so decided to try it out. There was a cover charge, but good thing was the food was free. So…

Went there on a Friday night - place was not packed but quite full. There were a number of dancers that were quite beautiful but overall they ranged in quality quite…

The dancer talent to pick from these days at HB is pretty pathetic compared to 10 or so years ago when there were more Eastern European dancers. However there is a…

I went there for a bachelor party. Originally it was in the plan because of their cheap drinks (1.50) for anything and free food... yes order anything and it is free.…

Hey, was in Chi-town for work, got my work done and was looking to blow off some steam. Headed over on a Saturday night around 1 am. Parking is plentiful and free,…

The club is pretty small with one room with three stages. There is two lap dance areas, VIP lap dance area upstairs and a couple of tables on a small stage for…

Heavenly Bodies is a non-nude club. Dancers range between 4-8 and circulate a lot on the floor. Quality is not as good as 10 years ago when there more 7-9…

I ended up arriving around 9pm after winning some money at the casino. I would say there about 8 dancers of which two I thought were real cute. Ordered a…

People who read my reviews know I'm generally very favorable to this club to the point that I've even been accused of shilling for it. I admit I've been going for 20…

I have been visiting Heavenly Bodies 2-3 times per year, the last five years. I always pop in when I am in town for business. It is not the best…

I was at HB a few weeks ago and nothing eventful happened in the way of dances however the absolute funniest thing did occur and it harkened back to something I wrote…

was bored so i decided to partake in my favorite cure for boredom. $20 cover was somewhat expected on saturday night. not quite a full house but decent crowd. theres 3 stages…

Interesting place, 10 dollar cover, but most drinks are 2.50 so can't really complain much. Big free parking lot. Girls were mostly young with a couple older girls around ranging…

So i was here a while ago late in the evening/morning. Big free self park parking lot, well lit. Number of other business' around so safe place to visit. As far as…

As usual, lots of new faces but some old ones too. Heavenly Bodies is like an entry level place for dancers. They'll hire anybody so you get a lot of beginners. Most…

Glad to report that Heavenly Bodies has improved more than the last three times I went. Back to the way it was before. Nice friendly club with lots of pretty…

Cover at the door is $10 during the week, but $1.50 beers so it evens out in my opinion. The girls here are attractive for the most part. They walk around in…

Haven't been to HB's in a few months, thought I would stop by after being in the area. Wish they would fix the parking lot, always afraid of getting a flat…

Stopped in around in the afternoon. This place is a bright pink building that needs updating on the exterior. The parking lot is large and parking is free which is…

The main thing about this place is the cheap drinks!! No where else are you going to be at a strip club, or a regular bar for that matter, on a…

HB's has been a long time favorite for those of us living in the NW suburbs of Chicago. $10 cover gets you inside where the drinks are half the price of anywhere…

One of the few attractive girls when I stopped in last Friday was a stunner named Astrid. She told me that she works a lot of days but also works nights…

This place is actually pretty nice. There was a $10 cover, and when you walk it, it is a pretty open large room. There are several small stages with poles scattered around,…

I bid adieu to my afternoon CF and stuck around for the evening. As usual, the quality of dancer is noticeably higher. I can't remember too many names, but there were several…

This joint has gone significantly down in the last few years. Drink prices are best in the country, however the dancers are some of the worst! At most places there are a…

I'd say that your time at Heavenly Bodies can be hit or miss, but in this case it was a hit! Went after work so early evening, not too crowded. Maybe…

I've been going to HB's for many years. First understand that Chicago area strip clubs are pretty weak. On the other hand, because I have been going here for a long time…

I visit the area for work monthly and always squeeze a visit here. Dancers are mostly white but always has a black or Latina on shift (love having some type of variety).…