Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

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JasonVoorhees
Jan 14, 2017, 2:37 PM
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Club Quality
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I visit this club a few times per year, when in town for business. There are hotels across the street so, I can enjoy the inexpensive drinks and stagger back to my room. I find this a convenient club for that reason... No club is worth a DUI or accident... I can just walk over and back no problem...This visit was a few weeks ago and with the holidays and whatnot, I am finally getting a chance to review. So, the physical club is alright. There are a few stages, an upstairs VIP which I think is a rip off and a downstairs one where I tend to get more for the money. The dancers do a special which is like 5 lap dances for $50... Usually by the time I am partaking I have enjoyed some drinks.. Beer can be cheap--as low as $1.50..imports and mixed drinks cost more.. There is some weird, not of this earth pizza in the corner that is free... So, I popped in here on Thursday night and again on Saturday.. Thursday was dead... It could have been fun if there were some hotties that wanted to make some money grinding laps.. There were numerous skank trolls that continued to approach me.. Some of these women should have found another means of making a living years ago.. They try and make me feel akward that I do not want a dance...Who in their right mind would want a dance from them? There were 1-2 cute girls that were talking with some young guy customers... I'm always shocked that some dancer, who is there to make $ will carry on some half hour long conversation with a young guy..Meanwhile, I am sitting 2 tables over with hundreds of dollars in my wallet.. After 2 hours of watching the stage, I headed back to my room. I would have enjoyed getting some dances but, was happy I did not waste my money. I went back on Saturday. Cover charge was higher- maybe $20? It was packed. I had to circle a few times to find a seat. Sat in the dweeby foriegner section. These guys must write computer code.. I fell in lust with two shot girls. They were both new. I had a brief fantasy of taking either one of them in the back and getting their first lap dances. Neither was eager to try. They just wanted to sell me shots. Those shots are terrible. Sugar, syrup, no alcohol. blah... I watched the stage, hit on shot girls, turned down the old hags, ate my weird pizza and again called it a night. They need to find some young, money motivated girls to work here. Not sure how... Maybe have a talent scout troll the malls and lower wage restaraunt jobs? Ads in college papers? I would just like to see some talent under 25... I'll be back in the spring and will visit again...

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