Horrible club, horrible experience

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

This place has to be the most inexpensive club in the US. This is not a good thing. Dancers are all a bit long in the tooth and perhaps could spend more time climbing…

Club Vogue

Columbia, MO

Other reviews are consistent. This place is hit or miss. On this evening only a smattering of dancers working. The majority were covered in body art and mostly over weight. There were only a few…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Went at about midnight on a Thursday evening. Only about 6 dancers and none dancing on the stages. There was only one single table with about 2 customers and 2 entertainers. The quality…

Elk Grove Village, IL. Sunday night real late. This spot is open till 4am. Sunday before memorial day, last stop of the night. Right by O'Haire airport. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Black guy with…

As you can probably tell by the title my review of this club is mixed… Let me start of with the good in terms of attractive women this club is a hit, atleast the few times…

First off, the parking lot sucks. More potholes in the lot than dollars on the stage (I'll get to that later). Walk in, free entry with a text. I'm not sure if it is always like…

It's been a few years since I stopped in to HB's so figured that I'd check it out. Went on a very cold Thursday night from about 5:30-7 pm. Maybe 8 other solo customers in…