Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Hit And Miss

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rockstar666
Feb 22, 2017, 7:12 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

Like most clubs, afternoons can be hit or miss. It looked like my last visit was going to be a miss, but I ended up having a great time with a tall thin blonde who was both friendly and talented. HB has the reputation as a no mileage club but that just points out that you need to find the right dancer. Usually the new girls are the worst; the veterans make sure you have a good time.

Especially for a Friday afternoon (5-6 ish), I was disappointed that the selection was poor. There were two waitresses hotter than most of the dancers! Pity they weren't interested in doing anything. Day shift gets a lot of frumpy girls and maybe they have skills, but I need eye candy too if I'm parting with $60 each.

Nighttime really is the time to go. Around 8-9 PM is decent but like most clubs on a weekend, 11PM and later is when things get really hopping. Seats may be hard to find but there are enough dancers that you'll get a shot at something good. A word to the wise though: the hottest girls have a lot of regulars, so when one asks if you want to dance, be aware if you say no that she likely isn't asking again.

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