Heavenly Bodies

I was looking over my hotlist and trying to see if my last review matched my last outings and they didn't so obviously I hadn't told you about my last time out.…

Like most guys, I prefer natural breasts, but as a group, the dancers working Thursday afternoon really needed some work. Most were plain looking, 20 lbs over weight, bad body tone in…

A friend of mine was in town and his hotel was near O'hare, so he wanted to go club not too far from where he was staying. I normally like to…

Went here on a Saturday night. Got there around 830. $10 to get in. There's free pizza, kinda stale. Only about 5 or so girls at that time, but that soon grew…

There are not many options on the NW side of Chicago, but I have checked this place out a few times. The beer prices are amazing, only 1.50. The waitresses…

HBs was and is a good starting point for dancers that seems to be common theme then they "graduate" to "real" strip clubs. The free food, free views, and Cheap drinks…

Traveling out of state from O'Hare and made the stop at the HB's to see if I could get my groove on before I made that 2 hour flight in the sardine…

I haven't been to the club in a couple months, and a new wrinkle is dollar shots of premium booze for an hour in the late afternoon. They are small but it's…

This is a review of a visit from about 3 weeks ago. I haven't been at H.B. in awhile so with nothing to do one night and being nearby I thought…

I had a great time at HB's for my 21st. I was brought up on stage and given quite a show. I had my boxers ripped off while my pants were still…

A pretty nice place to visit. I was in town for business and decided to make a stop over here. It's pretty convenient because its so close to O'hare airport. I had…

Decided to try the place out. Like the title says, the place was not too bad. I went in, they checked my coat and hat, gave me a token after paying the…

I used to go to HB at least once a week. Now it's barely a couple of times a month because of the lack of quality options to get dances from.…

$10 cover, they hand you a subway style token and then you go through a turn-style gate. Domestic Beers were $5, Shots were $2 from the shot girls, or $5 for a…

I checked out HB's club web page, now don't get me wrong, this place probably is my favorite club, but the web page doesn't reflect the club in any way. Although…

I unexpectedly popped by the club for the first time in several months for a drink and say 'hi' to anyone I might happen to know. It was pretty empty but the…

Out to HB I did venture Seeking a grind, Needing drink mixtures Free parking and a ten-dollar cover fee the place dark and inviting enticing me me me Beers are cheap A buck fifty apiece Mixed drinks too At…

I do not recommend this strip club. There are many others in the Chicago area that are a better. The girls are average to below average looking. The private rooms are not…

Stopped by Friday night after work and nothing out of the ordinary this visit...same crowd always decent size and the music is always to my liking. I think more then any other…

So I arrived right before the evening shift started and what I do like about the HB is that they have an evening parade of the dancers with the DJ announcing…

The dancers at this club come in all forms. Black, white, Asian, and Hispanic. Tall, short, curvy to petite. The dancers are not topless while walking the floor or on stage. When…

While this club differs from what many expect, the dancers on the floor are never topless. Nor are they topless on stage. When you are viewing the hot ladies, nothing is unclothed…

I've been here in the past but it's been a few years so I thought I would give it a go as I remembered that it usually has a decent number of…

So, it has been quite a while since my last visit to bodies. I usually club alone when I can take a moment from wife and kids. I usually go to blackjacks…

It has been over a year since I visited HBs. Happened to be in the area and thought I would grab lunch a few beers and a few lap dances. I recalled…

The building itself isn't much and isn't flashy. The inside is predictably dark with some good lighting and a solid sound system. There's 3 stages (1 main in the middle…

I went to this place last Saturday. The parking lot is big and I easily found a place to park. I paid $10 cover and had to check my coat.…

Stopped into hbs a few hours before my flight out of ohare....This club is really unique...Some ways good, and some ways not. Back in the day, about 5+ years or so…

The was reasonably crowded after Monday night football maybe 10 dancers and 30 patrons The usual conditions prevailed. A few hot dancers. A few averages ones.…

This club is one of the best that Chicago has to offer. It is located south of the city and conveniently off 294. The dances on stage are either topless…

I spent most of the evening with my CF, but there's some new talent! An MILF spinner named Lizzette. She said she only works Fri and Sat night so that's the time…

Heavenly Bodies should be given an award for most effective use of interior lighting! Anytime you enter a club from bright sunshine until afternoon, you end up feeling blinded in the…

I hit up quite a few spots over the past few days to re-determine who is my present favorite. I think the vibes of clubs ebb and flow so frequently that you…

I went on a Thursday afternoon, and there was only one dancer I knew, so she monopolized my time. And a good thing, because the quality of the new girls on this…

Went in on a Sunday night after landing at O'hare. The inside isn't bad as far as clubs in this area goes, easily the best club within convenience of O'hare. There's a…

The good things about this place: Some of the dancers are lookers and fun. Dances are cheap Drinks are cheap Its self park, and its located in a normal/safe area The bad things about this club: Service is…

I usually visit in the day as that's when my regulars work, but I was in the neighborhood last night so I popped in to see how the other half lives. I…

Strike three for this club. Used to be a great club: friendly, lots of pretty girls, good lap dances, private rooms. Best of all you received a great value for…

So I went here with some friends for the first time the other night. Upon walking in, I was a immediately disappointed with the look and feel. But after a while, it…

This club is a bikini club but the girls go topless during private dances. The dances generally are pretty good with some one way touching....don't try and touch any of the…

HB is the only club that's anywhere near where I live, so I've gone several times. Sometimes I've been disappointed, but really it's important to be patient and discriminating. There…

Made the visit with coworkers the following week after the 4th. We were all able to get free entry by joining Hb's text club. Drinks with house liquor are still $1.50 and…

It was a pretty slow day, even for a Monday but one of my regulars was there so I had a great time. I saw a couple new faces of interest too;…

I went into Heavenly Bodies shortly after lunch. they allowed me in free if I texted them and asked them to text me back , which they never did. There were originally…

Travel was supposed to take me into Michigan, within shouting distance of Detroit, but plans got derailed and I ended up only going as far as Chicago. Half-literally from the Penthouse…

Money to burn and no dancers to party with. This club seems to be sliding down hill. I actually hope the club manager and owners read this review. I…

If you're looking to just chill around, get cheap drinks, and not look a whole lot for dancing, this is the club for you. Otherwise you should look elsewhere. Be aware, this is a…

Went on a Tuesday night. Good experience, easy to stay on budget, but don’t expect extras. They have a tiered system for girls, 2-3 purely waitresses/bartenders, 10 drink girls, 4-5…

Visited last Saturday and was hoping to find a place near Ohare without heading Downtown or to the South Side. Only 10 minutes from the airport. Was I ever disappointed. The club…

Friday afternoon before Memorial Day might have been dead, but in fact the place was quite busy. One of my regular dancers said she didn't know anyone though; none of her regulars…

I’ve been here a few times, both during the day and at night. It is really the only strip club in the area, and being in a pretty good location, it can…

I have been to HB many of times. It's my favorite club..do to its great dollar value and close proximity to where I live. Anyways..... you can always get in for…

I think its a Nice club with lots of dancers on a saturday night. It's $20 to get in they usually have a food bar. It gets really busy so make sure…

I visited on a Monday during lunchtime. They only had three dancers on shift, and they were spending about half of their time in the VIP, so there were long stretches with…

This is place is not worth the money, when you get inside you pay like 10 or 15 i don't remember, then its like 1-2 dollars for the coat, after you get…

Went on a Saturday afternoon. Wasn't very crowded, which is something I want to get more personal time with the strippers. The best part of this club is that everything is cheap! Bottle…

Have not been to a club in over a month, not as many opportunities to go this past month, so I was near O'Hare and decided to swing into HB's since I…

So I will start by saying I am a semi regular here...that should tell you a bit about how I feel about this club. You don't become a regular unless you like…

When I visit SCs, I tend to prefer those that I feel the need to shower when I get home. I prefer somewhat seedy, high mileage, extras-type clubs. Or, at…

Monday afternoons are slow so there's often a lot of new girls, because the veterans take Monday as an off day. So it's buyer beware when buying dances. Be sure you get…

I went there on a weekday unplanned when I happened to pass by this place and my GPS alerted me based on my interest setting. I moved from San Francisco see my…

Lots of "girl next door" type talent Tuesday night. The place was fairly empty but the few hotties still managed to spend their time with regulars, so I just hung out at…

This is a three stage club with a handful of suburban girls dancing at any given time. The appeal? If youre looking to eat some pretty good bar food, drink a…

After passing this place for years decided to give it a try. Coat checks were required on entering the club, which made me think it was a more upscale…

I went here for my last birthday party and plan to come here again. The girls are top-notch. You have girls of different shapes, sizes, and ethnicities to fit any guy's taste.…

So, I had some extra time and I went to HB. Printed off of their website a free lunch special, so there was no cover and free food and non-alcoholic drinks. (The…

It has been a while since visiting HB but it was always my favorite in Chicago area because although stage dances were usually bikini on, the lap dances were the best in…

HB is a great time if you do not have a ton of money, want to relax and drink for cheap, and get some topless dances on the side. HB is a…

Stopped by here on a Friday night on my own whilst in brief transit limbo. It's close to the airport but not great transport options without a car. I stayed in a…

I went Tuesday night at 8 was somewhat disappointed. Way too many 'girl next door' types with limited conversational skills and not a lot of physical beauty. There were about 3-4 girls…

After a few years of occasionally visiting this club I have mixed feelings about this place. It gets good marks for prices on drinks and number of girls. There is a wide…

this used to be my go-to-place. My favs left and I didn't go all that much anymore. I stopped in on the afternoon shift, it was a very disappointing visit.…

This is a great club to stop by on the way in or out of ORD. The dancer quality is always great. Went here after a long time, and actually…

Went to HB last night and had the best time ever! It's ironic because I went not knowing what to expect as I hadn't been in a few months and what with…

HB is probably the best bang for your buck. HB is a great place to go to have a few drinks and get a dance or two after work. You can easily…

Was here this evening and had a shitty experience. I actually found 3 girls that I actually liked and got some dances with one. A tall white girl with wavy black hair…

Like most clubs, the dancer turnover here is high. This can be both good or bad depending. Usually evenings have higher quality than afternoons but last night was a bit of a…

Stopped into Heavenly Bodies after a meeting in the industrial park just behind the club. They were offering the 'lunch with a view' deal - you get a free lunch with cover…

This is not my first visit to Heavenly Bodies but it is my first visit since joining TUSCL and I figured I would post a review while it was fresh in my…

On a rare Tuesday evening bachelor party, headed here with a few friends to celebrate about 11pm-2am. First note, if you have to absolutely have to use the restroom, not much privacy...kind of…

Well well well, I found myself at Heavenly Bodies on a Wednesday and boy was I in luck to meet Savannah. I watched her on stage for roughly 3 songs, tipped 5…

HB is a typical Chicago club. I have not been here in a while so I thought I would try it to see if anything has changed. I was hoping…

I sum up my evaluation of this club this way. Very good value for your dollar, most girls are average, there are a few above average, but I didn't see any…

Visited Heavenly bodies as it the nearest one to the place I live. Went to the bar at around 7PM on a Monday. Mandatory coat check and 10 dollar entry fees. The…

Came here on a cold Saturday afternoon and its pretty much a really nice club as far as on your pockets, the drinks are cheap and the food is free but its…

I've been going in the evenings lately and it's a good contrast to the afternoon. On the plus side, the evening has a much higher average of quality dancers. These are the…

This place is huge. Its like a stripper warehouse. Right when you walk in there's a choice of a bunch of different high top tables. Drinks were dirt cheap, and they had…

I stopped into HB on Saturday afternoon, primarily to get a decent burger. $10 cover gets you free food at $3 for a beer. There were 15 girls working, not many…

I've been going here for over 20 years. What a disappointing night. I've not been here for a couple of months but tonight I only knew 1 girl and could…

Stopped in on a Saturday night hearing rumors that Monroe had returned. Unfortunately I found those rumors to be false, at least for the time I was there. Damn!…

I stopped in Wed night around 8:30 and the club had good energy. There was a good crowd but still seats available. There are 3 stages and all 3 were being used…

Well, maybe I am getting odd and old.. but while this club is a good value at $30 for two songs (songs that are not cut too short as they used to…

Stopped by HB last night after being away for a while (about a year). I only saw one girl I recognized from before, the rest where new faces. There must have been…

I visited Heavenly Bodies twice over the course of the summer. A stripper friend was working there and asked me to come in and see her, which I never did because of…

This is a bikini only bar that is topless for the private lap dances. Touching on thighs and stomach only. Quite attractive dancers and some of them are very nice.…

I visited Chicago and stayed nearby O'Hare airport. This club is close to the airport. I went there lunch time. I did print out free pass from their website. So, it was free cover.…

Lots of new faces which isn't unusual. HB tends to hire the 'girl next door' types and the new girls were no exception. Not as many tats as usual, but that will…

Went in Wednesday afternoon and had a free/cheap burger and a beer. There were probably more girls than guys until a few more stragglers starting coming in. Most of the girls were…

I went here for lunch and was surprised st how good the food actually was. There were a decent number of girls working and at least half of them were good…

Had some time to kill so I returned to hb's. Didn't get anything to drink besides seltzer water so I can't comment on the drinks. I hung out for about…