Free Food, Fun and Five for Fitty

What if you you could order lunch or snacks off the menu. get domestic beers for $1.50 and chat up Bikini-clad Dancers for an admission price of $10? Hell !! I'm driving, when do we leave ? HB's is one of the oldest adult entertainment venues in the Chicagoland area. We had so few options in the 80's. Lots of Chicago Suburban area guys started their "Strip Club Hobby" going to HBs. We would meet after work for cheap drinks, cheap lappers (hand-on-waists-ONLY) for a low admission price and a chance to socialize with very cute dancers and try some new lines.

NOW

There are several Bikini clubs in the area and Asian Massage parlors that compete for the "novice dollar." You will see retirees and work-at-home guys during the Day Shift or guys who opt for the "Free Lunch" and Five Dances for $50 in VIP or Five for $60 in the Champagne Rooms. The latter option has Love Seats and a cocktable to unload your pocket contents. You are being watched by cameras and will be stopped and removed if you violate the "Oh-so-many Unwritten Rules."