Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

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Spark71
Aug 2, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday After Midnight

I was at HB a few weeks ago and nothing eventful happened in the way of dances however the absolute funniest thing did occur and it harkened back to something I wrote about probably for my last review (which is ironic) but what happened was a FULL BLOWN FIGHT WITH SECURITY AND A DRUNK PATRON...I have to say HB is winning that award for most likely to occur...I mean think about it...if it were Arnie's they'd dang near go outta business. This might have happened around 7/11 (my bday) or like a week later but it was on my last visit...I thought maybe someone else would write about it but I never saw it in a review. It wasn't a stand straight up and box thing but it was like the entire security staff rolling on the floor and knocking over tables to restrain what appeared to be a drunk and very ripped muscular dude...what I could ear hustle was I think he touched one of the shot girls the wrong way and she complained and he was asked to leave and then it was on...because he went that extra mile I think police were called and he may have been arrested after that...

I would have still gotten a dance that night but saw mostly new faces that didn't grab me and the only ATF had just spent a good deal of time upstairs with some dude and then she hit the stage and well...I just didn't want a dance at that point (no diss but...) and she left anyway after that...I still like this place and will continue to duck my head in from time to time but what a funny, weird night

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