Roxy, oh Roxy

Hey, was in Chi-town for work, got my work done and was looking to blow off some steam. Headed over on a Saturday night around 1 am. Parking is plentiful and free, none of that valet B.S. $20 cover, no drink minimum. Free food, had good size burgers and pizza. Drink prices were reasonable (I don't drink, $3 for a bottle of water).

Plenty of dancers wandering around. Haven't been to many strip clubs lately, but better than most as I recall. Three or four 8's or better, I'd say that I have relatively high standards for a girl that I want to pay money to. Then I was her and fell in stripper lust. Her name was Roxy (that's the name of the love of my life, so I was doomed). Stunning blond, superb a$$, slim, natural girl. A delight to talk to, respectful, polite, and kind. The kind of person that I would enjoy chatting with if I wasn't wasting her "working " time.

And darn it, the girl knows how to grind and take care of a man! Probably a good thing I live thousands of miles away on the left coast. If I recall correctly, they had a five song deal for $60, or a 1/2 hour for $200 in the champagne rooms. Hard to stop Roxy once she got going, for a Chinese guy that's tight with his dollar I sure enjoyed my time with Roxy. Go see her, while you're at it please tell her "Hi" from Ed. Now if I can only get back to Chi-town...