Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Let's Do Lunch !!

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dennyspade
Feb 2, 2017, 9:44 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Lunchtime visit around 1 p.m. FREE Parking in a pocked lot (gravel), $10 Cover to girl at the front got me a token for the turnstyle, and a wristband. (is this Disneyland ???) Bouncer checks my I.D. and determines if I am tall enough/old enough to ride the entertainers ( I guess.)

What $10 gets me:

Admission and FREE lunch made-to-order from a menu. (Chicago style Hot dogs, Double Cheese Burgers, Grilled Ham & Cheese, Italian Beef, etc. ADD Fries or Chips if you wanna. My domestic beers set be back $1.50 per bottle (YES, I said $1.50) Daily beer specials offer Heineken/Modelo/Corona/ or other specialty beers for $1 per bottle. There are TEN ( yeah, I counted them Flat Screen TVs around the Main Room.) You could call this joint a Sports Bar. Attentive waitstaff, bar backs and busboys mean you are never waiting long. So, the $$$ in your wallet should be enough to tip waitresses, dancers, etc. ( U CHEAP BASTARDS !!) get up and tip that stage dancer. Oh, she is in a bikini/lingerie outfit ??? You only paid $10 to drink and eat like a King.

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Let's Do Lunch !!