Tuesday night

Show Palace

Darien, WI

Hit or miss place and this visit happened to be a miss. Arrived around 10pm, and place was dead . Two dancers were working, one of whom was drunk and obnoxious. Other dancer was about…

Blu Astor Gentlemen's Club

Janesville, WI

Stopped in on a Saturday a few weeks back. Pickings were slim as there were only 5 dancers working only two of whom were worth a second look. The others looked beat, and really shouldn't…

The Vegas Club

Darien, WI

Very underwhelming trip to the Vegas, but that has become par for the course here. Stopped in on a Friday at about 9pm. Decent size crowd, but this caused a lack of seating at the…

Elk Grove Village, IL. Sunday night real late. This spot is open till 4am. Sunday before memorial day, last stop of the night. Right by O'Haire airport. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Black guy with…

As you can probably tell by the title my review of this club is mixed… Let me start of with the good in terms of attractive women this club is a hit, atleast the few times…

First off, the parking lot sucks. More potholes in the lot than dollars on the stage (I'll get to that later). Walk in, free entry with a text. I'm not sure if it is always like…

It's been a few years since I stopped in to HB's so figured that I'd check it out. Went on a very cold Thursday night from about 5:30-7 pm. Maybe 8 other solo customers in…