From Bad to Worse.....

I've been to this club many times the last seven years or so. It is odd in it's own way. I'm an out of towner. I book a hotel near here and just walk over. I have had some great experiences through the years. I have had some hot shot girls get very friskie with me in the back for low $$.. This time was a bust. I went first on Thursday evening. It is always slower then. I had plenty of room to sit. The waitresses were all very quick. Many dancers came around and asked for dances.

I first picked a hot tan blonde shot girl. We went off to the side rooms. We had minimal small talk. I told her I was a veteran customer and had previously had good luck with hot shot girls. She must have thought "not with me you won't". She was very mechanical. She counted out the dances- "this will be your third dance" Any touching I did was met with resistance. I was glad when we were done. I did not tip her. Shortly after, I had a blonde fit stripper insist that we go up stairs- she promised the sun, moon, and stars- if only I would go up stairs. Once upstairs, she fidgeted around with the electronics in the room saying "Isn't this fun?" No, I thought---what a loser... A stripper that doesn't strip, just hustles dudes. We grinded a bit on the couch... Only to have the idiot doorman knocking on the door reminding me of the rules, where I could put my hands, etc... What a mood killer..

I behaved for a song, then went back to business.. Somehow, I was able to reach satisfaction by the end. We parted ways and I headed out. I went back on Saturday night thinking it would be better. The place was packed. Hardly a waitress in sight. I ordered a drink, 30 minutes later waitress came back and had forgotten my drink, ordered again, 10 minutes later came back with a question---"what kind of tequila?" Who cares, I thought...A loser waitress that does not know that I am good tipper... Finally got a drink, then a half hour lag before I got another. Every loser stripper came by to ask for a dance.. If I did not want a dance, did I want to tip her anyways.... One had larangytis...I covered my drink and leaned away from her. The last thing I need is to get sick from someone that clearly should not be in contact with other people..