Hopefully this isn't what all Chicago-area clubs are like

I stopped by on a recent visit from the East coast, and I was surprised at how little you actually saw at this strip club. I didn't know that it was an apparent "bikini bar" when I walked in, so it took me a couple of dancers to figure out why no one was taking anything off on the pole. I know that I picked one of the slower evenings to drop by, but there weren't very mean girls on the clock at all.

Most were totally average 5-6's, with one or two in the 8 range and with one very pushy older woman who I'd place at a 3 or so. I grabbed a beer and sat down, but was only approached by the pushy dancer and one other for the first 45 minutes I was there. A bunch of guys who I guess were the "locals" were getting a decent amount of attention on the other side of the stage, however.

Eventually, Genesis got on the smaller stage near where I was and after a bit, I got a dance from here upstairs. Low mileage, with her bra pulled aside and never off. Judging by her enthusiasm and the (admittedly good) show she put on, I'd guess that she's one of the better dancers at the club. Afterwards, I went ahead and left since I didn't see much reason to stay. I'll definitely be visiting a club other than HB next time I'm in the Chicagoland area.