Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

WTF Is Wrong With The Door Bouncer???

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rockstar666
Aug 26, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

People who read my reviews know I'm generally very favorable to this club to the point that I've even been accused of shilling for it. I admit I've been going for 20 years, and I know most of the staff as they know me. Well, I stopped by yesterday afternoon wearing a very nice Cubs golf shirt and my designer cotton pants that I wear on stage sometimes. This complete moron at the door thought my pants were "inappropriate" because it was "gym wear"! These are not thin pants; they are a normal cotton blend. Well, this asshole was dressed like a bum himself! But no, he wouldn't let me in!

I always drop several hundred bucks, and in the afternoon the place is fairly empty as it is. But he didn't like my looks I guess, or he was a Sox fan. I politely left, but in retrospect I should have demanded to see Michael (the owner) and try to get this guy fired. I know how to dress for HB as I've been going there for so long but this guy was completely clueless. I was both insulted and humiliated. Anyone going to this club better bring a few changes of clothes.

I went home and returned for the night shif when he fortunately wasn't still there, and mentioned what happened to some of the staff. They were equally appalled. I like the club a lot, but since they don't seem to like me, perhaps I should be taking my business elsewhere in the future. I didn't get this moron's name (my mistake) but if anyone reading this works there, this was Thursday, Aug. 25th at about 4 PM. Fire this guy before he drives away the few daytime customers you still have.

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