Get What You Pay For

I have been visiting Heavenly Bodies 2-3 times per year, the last five years. I always pop in when I am in town for business. It is not the best club nor, do the dancers offer much hands on or extras in any way. What I like about the club is that it is always festive. There are always numerous dancers to choose from as well. The staff is relatively nice and they offer cheap drinks and free food. I visited 3 times on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday evening. On Thursday, there were lots of dancers and not many customers. Each dancer came by, asked my name, where I was from, what work I do, etc. At first this seems friendly. After 5 or 6 girls came by, I felt almost like I was being interogated. None of the girls were quite what I had in mind. They were all kind of plain. If I am going to be paying a girl to grind on me, I want her to be attractive. One had breath that stunk. Some were old. I felt like their stripper names should be: skanky, druggie, and chubbie. Each one promised a great experience if only I went in the back. Ha- yeah right. I sat for an hour and then enjoyed some pizza and left. I probably had $600 in my wallet. None of them were worth $60. I came back on Friday. Not that much better. There are way more customers on Friday and Saturday nights. They seem to keep the skanky girls busy. I guess the more the young guys drink, the prettier the skanks seem. Occasionally, in the past, I would take a shot girl in the back for some dances. They seem to work a little harder than some of the dancers do to make some cash. One shot girl with a nice body approached and I made eye contact. From far away, she was a nine out of ten. As, she got closer, I could see some imperfections--mainly she had some snaggleteeth. She explained she was part brazilian and part mexican and lots of fun in the back. Once back there, we headed to a curtain booth. I began squeezing her ass cheeks and she told me that would get me in trouble. So far, not the lots of fun that she promised. She did a few positions. I enjoyed her on top the best. I was talking dirty and telling her I enjoyed her pussy grinding on my cock. By the fourth song, we switched to a doggie postion which was good. I was thrusting against those ass cheeks and busted a big nut. I felt so much relief. She of course suggested I tip her, which is not a big deal but, again, not the amazing fun that she promised me. Just an average grind and release. I tipped her $20 and told her I would be back on Saturday. I popped in on Saturday, it was packed. I stayed for about an hour. There was one cute blonde. The rest were all hags. There used to be a girl named Hunter that had big breasts and looked like she came bouncing out of a Penthouse centerfold. She always gave good lap dances with a happy release. I did not see her on any of these three days. I wound up leaving on Saturday without any dances and tons of saved money.. Of all the trips over the last 5 years. This one was the lamest. Hopefully, some more attractive women will scare off the old druggie hags and I can have more fun in the fall....