Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

sat night after midnight

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almister
Nov 21, 2017, 9:38 PM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Just flew into ohare and checked into a nearby hotel and figured what the heck, got nothing to do till i fly out tomorrow lets checkout the nearest club. Parking lot had a decent amount of cars but it was not full. there were about six people in line to get in but it seemed like there were more people coming out. Anyway paid cover and got a wristband. As you walk in there is some food laid out by the wall,looked. like pizzas,but I dont go to these clubs for the food.

Walked to the main bar on the ground floor and grabbed a spot to order a beer. There were about 9/10 guys around the bar.The bartender girl was taking care of the waitresses drinks and was not really paying attention to the bar. Another guy was wiping the bar and taking trash and what not, but not checking on the customers. After about 19 mins (i knew what time i walked in) I finally was able to get a beer. Domestic beers are cheap. While drinking my beer the guy next to me told me that the vip and dance areas upstairs are closely monitored and there are cameras everywhere so dances are kindof tame. I thought if i see a girl i like I might get one or two dances just to find out for myself.

while nursing my beer I watched the girls walking around and every single one looked like they were having a bad night,no smile and and no enthusiasm.All the girls seemed to be in the 4 to 5 range and a lot of them were not speaking english. Some spanish and a couple of them sounded like russian (but i may be wrong) Saw one girl walk by after about half hour that I liked,( a 9)but she was with a regular it seemed and was not available.

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