Friday
As usual, lots of new faces but some old ones too. Heavenly Bodies is like an entry level place for dancers. They'll hire anybody so you get a lot of beginners. Most need seasoning so don't just settle for a pretty face or you might just get an air dance. I've noticed that looking at a dancer's hair is a good indication of talent. The frumpy girls who don't get a good cut are to be avoided. A dancer who spent time and money on her do are more likely to be making good money, and that's always a good sign for a customer.
At 4 PM they start the dollar shots, and it's a pretty good deal. Premium alcohol, and the type changes daily. They're not huge but if you have 10 over the course of a night you've had plenty, and for just $10 (plus tip I hope!). The waitresses are very friendly and are an attraction unto themselves. The down side is service can be slow when they're chatty with someone else but that's a small price to pay. Regulars all love Jenny, Lynny, and Nicole in particular. In theory waitresses can give lap dances but unfortunately these never do. I think a round in VIP with Nicole would be worth twice what and dancer gets if only because she's so hot! I saw a new Asian waitress who's name I don't know. She was hotter than most of the talent!
For the newbies, 5 dances for $50 downstairs or 5 for $60 upstairs are the values once you find a girl that floats your boat. You can get 2 for $25 if you're not sure about a new girl, and this is a good idea since you can get anything from light contact to a grind that will get you off if you're inclined for that. This is a non-extras club though so what you get is completely up to the dancer. Daytime can be hit or miss but most girls will spend time with you since it's usually not too busy. Night has more energy and better looking girls, and less frumps. But the best girls all have regulars so you'll need to be patient!
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