Lackluster
Heavenly bodies has been around forever and it is located near ohare airport. This club used to be a fun place but appears to be in a downturn,however, my visit was during the day so night vibe may be totally different. There were about 8-10 girls and none that were above a 7. Mostly white girls that were nice enough but just didn't excite.
Heavenly bodies has always had that factory vibe to it. Girls come by,about 2 minutes of small talk,then say wanna dance. Then they repeat with next guy. It's dark in this club too so it's kinda dreary I guess. I used to stop here more often because of the location near the airport but not anymore. It just seems like the club has been relying on location too long,they need to reinvent themselves in some ways. As always cheap beer and food here. Probably won't be back for a long time
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