Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

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sjm455
Dec 14, 2018, 8:44 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I stopped into HB recently on a Friday night a little after 11pm and I can't say that I was too impressed. I heard from a co-worker that the dancers had now become mainly on the chunky side with few lookers to pick from but I decided to stop in and see for myself as I don't mind girls with some meat on their bones. Unfortunately, I should have listened to my co-worker as most of the dancers had too much meat on the bones. Many of them looked like they had no business being in a strip club and I wouldn't even approach most of them in a regular bar if I saw them there. I drove about 45 minutes to get there and hated to admit that it was a wasted trip so I bought a couple of dances from a black dancer named Ecstasy. She was one of the few decent ones there. Her conversation and approach were decent enough but the dances didn't do anything for me at all. Just your standard lap dances with barely any touching at all. I finished my beer and proceeded to hit the road. I will likely return but will wait around 6 months or so before I do hoping that there is a better group of dancers by then. Can't say that I currently recommend HB right now unless you like overweight women which I don't.

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