Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

after a long time

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kman
Apr 22, 2018, 6:26 PM
Dancers
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Visited: Friday Evening

I paid a visit to this club after many years. I generally dont go here due to the entry fee, dress code and low value for your dollar. I went with a friend on a Friday late evening close to 10pm. I was surprised how empty the parking lot was for a weekend compared to old times. We had to check in our coats and the bouncer told us we could get entry for 10$ if we sent a text which we both did. There were many empty tables to choose from and we picked one closer to the first smaller stage. We spent about an hour and half total and the club never really picked up. All the girls were new to me and I did not find any familiar faces of old timers from my past visits maybe around 4 to 5 years ago. There were probably around 20+ girls and more coming in. No one bothered us for a while, they seemed to be going to tables around us with one person or the tables where men were paying attention to the girls. We were engaged in conversation and maybe thats the reason they left us alone. After a while the shot girls stopped by, first a really petitle school girl type with glasses stopped by. I would have taken her for a show had she asked. But she only asked if we wanted shots, we declined. After that she went to the next table and they bought some shots and she spent the next hour plus until we left just talking to those guys, Another cute shot girl stopped by, swedish blonde type and she offered her own deal, other than the standard 2 for 25 and 5 for 50. She said 3 for 35, and I took her up on it. It was in the room in the back wth steel chairs, the whole room was empty and it was just us. Her dances were so so with the first dance being all air and next two were only somewhat better. She was tired and her breath and body did not smell too great. The chairs were not comfortable at all. I adviced my friend to skip her though she was cute. I had two twentys and as I expected she demanded she kept 5$ as tips. No big deal, but now i understood her 3 for 35 pitch.

Later in the night a Honduran girl stopped by and then an Asian one. Both looked promising. Asian girls name was Adylyn. Adylyn pushed for 5 for 60 upstairs. Since I did not like the chairs below anyways I took the 5 for 60. I got a private screened room for myself with a nice sofa and no sign of any bouncer watching. The dance was way better to the one I got downstairs. i could slide all the way down on the sofa and she was all over me. But still no touching except for the waist. I would definitely go upstairs, its worth for 10$ more. Adylyn did a really good show, only downside is she kept asking me to buy her a drink even before we started and I declined. Then she kept on pushing for a tip couple of songs in to the show. I gave her a 20 , whatever.

Overall I would say the club has declined a little from my past visits but still not bad for a visit now and then. Upstairs can be good with the right girl.

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