Heavenly Bodies Review

Was in the area recently with some friends and after a late lunch and some drinking we decided we wanted to go spend some time at a strip club. Since we were within 15 minutes of HB, we decided to go here. Time of visit was from about 4:00-7:00pm on a Thursday afternoon. Customers ranged from about 10-25 throughout the time we were there.

Plenty of parking around the property, I believe they have a valet service, not sure if its mandatory or not though. Since we were there earlier in the day, we were able to park ourselves and save a few dollars. Walking in you are greeted by a cute girl working the coat check room and the bouncer. You have to check your coat here or anything that has a zipper (vest, 1/4 zip etc.), so if you can avoid bringing that in your good. Make sure to bring your ID as well, regardless of age they check/scan your ID. Admission was $10, I believe it was $20 without the text ahead. We didn't text ahead, but the bouncer gave all of us a small card with a code to text which gets you in for $10 and includes free food. Since we ate lunch we didn't partake in the food, but in talking with all the girls avoid it, especially the pizza that sits under a heat lamp all night by the door to sober you up.

Walking in, to your left is the VIP dance booths, a sea of high top tables surrounds the secondary stage. In the center of the room is the main stage with three poles and past that there is more high top tables and at the far end of the room is a VIP seating area - I think its about 4-5 tables with vinyl padded chairs. Bar is on the left side of the room and is a pretty good size and in addition there are some counter top seats around half of the club. The seating here in my opinion sucks, I don't know about the rest of you, but after sitting at a high top for an hour my back is killing me let alone spending the night in the club.