Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

Hustle vibe at an all time low

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jimmyblong
May 21, 2018, 8:16 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

I popped in on a Tuesday afternoon as I was driving by, ( this is not a destination place only convenience) . Paid the $10 cover and had to coat check (leave them in the car ). There were about 8 girls dancing. All but 1 seemed ok in the height vs weight category. Waitress was quick with the $1.50 beer. There were only 5 of us PL's that afternoon. I had missed the lunch rush. I sat at a high top table and watched as the dancers scurried around looking busy but avoiding most of the customers. HB is renowned for girls approaching you fast and furiously. This was an all together different club. After about 3/4 of a beer a dancer finally came up and we ended up going upstairs for 5 dances for $60. She extended this to about 7 songs without any upcharge. Keep in mind that songs are cut at about 3 minutes. The grind was good and my hands were not totally restricted to her hips. This used to be a hard and fast rule here that they seem to have relaxed a bit on. It wasn't the best experience here but was far from the worse. After that round I started up another beer and was left alone for my remaining time there. I wonder if they have changed their policy on approaching clients? Even after this trip it wouldn't change my mind about going out of my way to go here.

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