Heavenly Bodies
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1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

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GeneraI
Feb 5, 2018, 9:34 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

A buddy and I were out drinking late one Friday night and the conversation of going to an SC came up we flipped a coin between BlackJack’s and Heavenly Body’s

We arrived at the Heavenly Body’s and the parking lot was nothing special, well lit, pretty full, but no valet, so that’s always nice. My friend paid the cover, so I’m not sure what it was. As we walked through this place searching for a place to sit, I found most of the girls on stage to be a little heavier than my liking. I’m guessing because all the hotties were doing rooms or dances somewhere else. We got a table and quickly was met by a good looking waitress to take our drink orders. I don’t recall the price, but they were cheaper than the dive bar I usually drink at so I was good with that.

Within 5 minutes of us sitting down, we were approached by a few girls, nothing special, so we passed on dances. A few minutes after that we were approached by 1 very hot Colombian woman, I’d guess late 20’s, maybe a bit older. Her friend was taller and had dark hair, but I wasn’t paying much attention to her. This Colombian woman was papi this and let me make you happy, lets go upstairs blah blah blah. She said upstairs was 60 and I asked her how many songs that was, and she told me not to worry about the songs, she’d make me happy papi. So first mistake for sure. I take the one and my buddy takes the other. We get upstairs to pay, and conveniently they have a “bar” at the top of the stairs where the girls demanded us buy them a shot.

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