Heavenly Bodies
Closed
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

nothing special at all

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sjm455
Jul 31, 2018, 4:09 PM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

Maybe it was the time that I was there (on a Saturday around 12-1pm) or it's just usually subpar but my last visit was very disappointing. On the bright side, the admission was free before 1pm and all I had to do was send a text message. I was told that it's $5 after 1pm. I sat pretty close to the stage and tipped 2 of the 4 girls total that were working. There was free food and the menu is ok. I had the pizza back over a year earlier when I was there and wasn't impressed as it tasted like cardboard. It was basically a frozen pizza. This time I got a sandwich and salad with a $1.50 beer to wash it down. Sandwich was decent, can't really complain.

One of the girls was totally my type with another one also being doable in my opinion. The problem is that the girls that I wanted were constantly occupied because as soon as the main girl I wanted left the stage, guys were taking her upstairs back to back. I didn't feel like waiting around so I was about to leave when the manager came around and apologized to everyone stating that it was slow with the girls and offered everyone a free drink. I stuck around a bit longer to have another beer and then hit the road. All in all, pretty much a waste of a trip. I will probably return but at a different time, likely at night. I know that nights tend to have the best selection of dancers but I don't like going then because it tends to be too crowded.

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