Disappointing

I've been to a good number of clubs but I usually go at night because better quality dancers tend to be at clubs at that time. The only club I've been to in the daytime has been Heavenly Bodies because it's very close to where I live and generally was the most affordable but that seems to have changed for the worst. A few years ago there were some real stunning dancers but unfortunately it seems like most of those women are long gone. The club is a bikini club they they go topless for private dances. Dances are 2 for $25 or 5 for $50.

They are full contact lap dances but your hands can't roam from the dancers' waist or you'll get thrown out. A buddy of mine learned that the hard way. I'm not sure what the champagne room costs but if it's like similar clubs, it's probably a ripoff especially with subpar dancers there now. The cover charge was recently raised to $20 which I think is crazy and a big reason why I don't plan on going back soon. Beers are pretty cheap with bottles at around $1.50. That's a plus. There is some food like free pizza but it tastes like cardboard and I wouldn't recommend it.

The crowd is a mix of business types and blue collar workers. Daytime is pretty relaxed with less customers and less dancers but again, the quality of dancers is lacking. There is only one girl on stage in the day shift. Overall, unfortunately HB seems to be on a steep downward decline unless you're a fan of overweight dancers who have no business dancing.