Just meh
Hadn't been in hb for a while so figured i would check them out. Parking lot is still gravel but less potholes, i think. $15 cover but you can text them to get in cheaper. I dont because who knows what they do with your number. A lot of average and worse looking girls. Good thing is they have many "types". But the real lookers dont stay long. The club takes or almost half of their dance money so those with options eventually go elsewhere. However, there are still a few hot dancers at least on weekends. Got approached by a blonde white chick. Nice attitude and hugged me(nice touch), the usual shit. Wanted a dance and it was a no brainer. Actually did 2 sets. 5 "songs"(2 mintues) for $60. Really 3 full length songs. Also did i think 20 minutes for $100. I also bought us shots of patron for $8 apiece. Not as watered down as i would have thought...but it was watered down. Only difference between the $60 version and $100 one is a tv and bigger sofa. She played rap videos on the tv. A lot of sex talk and she even asked if i like clean or sloppy top(definitely prefer clean...i hate slob everywhere). Kept saying how much she liked me(ss, i know). Probably down for otc but who knows. I didnt stay and try to find out. I actually left because i couldnt get a damn beer. All the fucking shot girls and none of them can bring you a beer. They have a stupid fucking way of serving drinks because they wont let you get a drink at the bar but they also dont come around to the table enough. Theres more shot girls then anything else. I digress. Mileage is low but the right dancer can still provide a good time w/o breaking the bank. Just need better talent. Good enough though. Will come back again in a few weeks or months.
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