Bored at the Club....

I visited this club over the course of a weekend, in November. I have been there numerous times over the years and try to pop in and check things out. I had plenty of money to spend but, nothing caught my eye. There were numerous women that came up to me that I thought "Why on earth would they work at a strip club?" Many were out of shape, tatoo's, etc. One came up and spoke to me and had terrible breath. They must all be taught to ask "where are you from?" I get tired of explaining where I am from to a troll woman that I am not even remotely interested in. One african american woman came up to me and began rubbing all over my back. She was gross and unnattractive. I told her I had a social anxiety disorder and she was freaking me out by her bahavior. I have a private zone that stranger dangers are not allowed in. She was offended and told her friend I was a meanie. If she had been hot, I would have been into it and spent some $$. There were some girls that were cute, like Diamond, but, she was previously a rip off when I took her in the back. In the past, If the dancers seemed lame, I tried a shot girl. Now, all the shot girls were lame/out of shape. I had a few drinks, which are always cheap. I tipped my waitress plenty and she took good care of me. She was the best conversation of the night. I had some of the cheapy pizza too. On my way out the door, there was a young gangsta white guy getting thrown out of the club. There were 4-5 bouncers advising him that he had touched a girls boob and that was a "no,no". They said that for today, they were going to ask him to leave. He would be welcome to come back some other time. He announced that "He was gonna bust them up" and began swinging his fists. I thought to myself "that is the last thing that I would be saying to a bunch of bouncers" I walked by and headed back to my hotel to spank my monkey. If there are ever hot women, I will gladly spend. I am saving a ton of money with the current line up.