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Rejected Review

Last Minute Decision

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Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
We debated between PK (which we’ve been to many times), Atlantis (didn’t want to drive 60 miles to that sex house) and Pink Monkey (not a fan of BYOB) so we decided on HB. If you sign up for their text it’s $10 per entry. Still think it’s a little odd that they make you put a token in to enter. Feel like I’m at chucky cheese. Place was full for a Saturday. We sat at far end by 3rd stage. Talent was lacking to say the least. I kept telling my wife let’s go but she insisted it’s still “early” and maybe more girls will come on. I obliged. We decided on asking this very curvy AA (only one who had fake boobs and had a decent ass). Been here one time before and danced with a very hot blonde with fake tits and a great ass. Had been hoping to see her. Anyways, the prices are all listed on the website. We did the $5 for 60 and did that twice. The girl gave decent dances. Not the worst. She wasn’t much of a convo while up there and sometimes when they do talk a little bit it adds to the overall experience. Drinks are ridiculously cheap for a club had 3 blue moons for $3 a piece. Overall the talent was subpar and disappointed for a Saturday. However, last time we were here I literally saw 2 metric tons walking around. Didn’t see anything close to that this time. Also, parking lot could use a pave. Very shitty and cheap with huge pot holes. Makes the place seem dumpy when you drive into.