Stuck in time

Why do all Chicagoland clubs have to suck so Bad,? This club has been in a time warp for over 20yrs. I stopped going here years ago but stopped in recently because I was early on my way to O'hare and it still is as sucky as ever. Same lame ass 10dollar cover for afternoons. Really? Same old pizza under a heat lamp, same dark club, same average dancers that do drive-bys for dances. Same lame ass pasties and over-bearing bouncers. Don't forget the 5/50...or is it 5/60? Girls are tame,stage shows here could cure insomnia, the only reason this place stays in business is because it's close to a major airport. It's just straight up BORING!! Only win here is 1.50 beer and free food if your bold enuff