Friday After Next

Friday Afternoons can be Hit or Miss during the Summer Days of Chicago. This day proved to be a decidedly good one with the addition of new faces, bods and attitudes. Although we like the familiarity of our Club Faves and tried and true Dancers, it's always cool to see something new. Most would be classified as members of the Petite Platoon and card-carrying members of the "Itty Bitty Titty Committee." If this well-established "Bikini Bar" hires Dancers based upon unbridled cuteness, then O.K. If you are seeking "Big Naturals" or "Bolt-ons" this spot may not be your best stop.

Having been an aficionado of Adult Entertainment for three decadent decades, I know where to find totally, nude full-contact private dances throughout the Midwest. HEAVENLY BODIES is like High School R.O.T.C. -- You can simulate something sexy, but it is NOT LIVE combat between the sexes. Sure, there is some flirtation, some flashes of skin and an attempt to look sexy on stage.Some are more athletic than others and will do pole tricks. Some dancers are guarding the pole, as though they are standing near Buckingham Palace. I like sultry, sexy and athletic. She answered to the name -- "Samantha." I got up off my ass and sat and tipped this smaller, petite and tatted dancer. She had at least seven tats of aquatic fish or mammals on her bod. She said she's an Aquarius. I found myself drawn to her and knew that I was about to be taken under her spell. The Devil is in the details, which I will not reveal. I saw a long legged. 5'7" Blond who answers to the name, "Veronica" and will remind you of a coworker, a classmate or cashier at some Big Box store. She has "IT." Whatever will separate your Cash from your wallet, she has the ability to morph into such a being. Other s were thicker, darker or just not as appealing to my libido.

On this Friday, I will tell you that Miller Lites were just a $1 from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. My Jack Daniels cost me $4.50. I ordered an Italian Beef Sammich and fries off the menu. (t cost me Nada.) My private dances were $60 for 5 dances in the upstairs suites and