Attitude is Everything

I visited this club twice. Once on a Thursday night, the other on a Saturday night. I only visit when I am in town. I have lowered my expectations through the years. Overall, I enjoy going, drinking the inexpensive drinks and people watching. On both nights there were some groups of couples enjoying the show. The girls that were in the audience were actually cuter than the ones on stage. I had a few drinks and was approached by a hot blonde named Diamond. She was blonde, tan and all that you would want in a stripper. She told me her dances were the greatest, I would be sooo satisfied, etc... That sounded great to me. We headed for the side room. She spent a great deal of time looking at herself in the mirror while dancing for me. She made a big deal about me taking my keys and wallet out of my pockets, and then proceded to give me a virtual air dance. Here's where it takes a turn for the Twilight Zone--- she licked my face. Kind of like a dog. She started at the neck and did a long lick all the way up my face. Now, in all fairness, I did not stop her. I did think to myself that she should go about 3 feet lower and lick again. At the end of the dance, she said "wow, wasn't that sexy and fantastic?" I said it was about what I expected (not much) She said I owed her a big tip after all, she did lick my face... I told her I was all set and to have a good night. Fifteen minutes later, she is back at my table begging me to do a dance, promising it will be great, etc. She had already forgotten that I was the dude she danced for just 15 minutes earlier... Oh well... I headed out for a good nights sleep. I ventured back in two days later. I got a dance with Naughtyia. She looked good from far away. Kind of gross up close. Not sure how much more shelf life she has... Her attitude was overall impersonable. Afterwards, I got some dances with a cutie new girl. I cannot remember her name. She was funny, laid back and had a great attitude. I told her I would be back in a few months and be ready to spend some more time and $$ then. She said she liked working there and would still likely be around... So, I had two crappy attitude dancers and one awesome attitude dancer. It seems to be a numbers game. LOL...