The Crazy Horse is an excellent...

The Crazy Horse is an excellent strip club that offers what connoisseurs refer to as ''HIGH MILEAGE'' lap dances.

As opposed to alcohol clubs such as the Gold Club, Hustlers, Broadway Showgirls etc, the presence of a wall of suited security guards watching your every move is non-existent. The Club itself is not as lavish as the aforementioned alcohol clubs. However, just like a hardcore-gym loaded with steel plates, squat rack, and bench press WITHOUT the addition of a swimming pool, sauna, and other frills, the CH is heralded for PERFORMANCE.

Overall, the best club in SF if ''extras'' aren't a primary concern. I say check it out!