The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I'm thinking this isn't my type...

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Twilo_
Aug 14, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

I'm thinking this isn't my type of place, so you may want to discount some of my thoughts here.

I went one night thinking this would be one of the more mellow San Francisco clubs. I've been to MB, but didn't want to deal with the high hustle. I've had a great time at Little Darlings, but I think that was a bit of luck. I was hoping I could enjoy a bit of a show, and see what I wanted to do beyond that. Wasn't sure what that might be, but the show sounded good.

Inside, I found a rather seedy looking place. Truly, some aspects felt like a 1970s porn theatre, but that can be ambiance if you let it. I sat down near the stage to enjoy the show, and when a seat opened up at the edge, I took it. I soon realized I was SURROUNDED by either slackjawed guys who don't tip (thus ruining the show generally) or loud drunk guys making me go deaf.

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