Had been to the Crazy Horse...

Had been to the Crazy Horse before and had a great experience and was looking forward to an equally great second trip. Not so much. Walked in and was immediately approached by a mocha colored beauty was an awesome body. I usually don't go VIP as soon as I get into a club but she looked so good and I had such high expectations that I thought "why not?". Only one section of the VIP was open, apparently the $120 for three songs, although my dancer told me it was 4 or 5. She got naked and there was NO problem with my hands going wherever I wanted. I know she had a good time because by the time we were done she was dripping and I had enough juice to lube her starfish and give it a finger poke. The problem is her hands never got anywhere near where they could do me any good, and when she stopped she announced that I owed another $120 because we went double time. Paid up and went out to sit by the stage and check out the other talent. After a few stage side lappers I was approahed by an asian beauty and thought I'd see if I just picked the wrong girl the first time. Same $120 into the wall. She got naked but wasn't as receptive to my wandering hands. She eventually started to play with herself and when I started to do the same she told me that would be another $60. When I invited her to take over she told me that she was "limited in what she could do." I was done. Next time I'm in SF I'll probably try the Gold Club.