The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Came inside, sat at the stage,...

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nicepants
Apr 9, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

Came inside, sat at the stage, and the second dancer was wonderfully attentive, frankly nearly embarrassingly attentive with the stage side mini-laps. Petite, very pretty, toned, the only negative for me small implants but very well done. Several customers stage side, all tipping, all getting attention. Some clubs I've been to would have less contact with a lap dance. I quickly asked for a private dance after the set, and she met me after the set.

Biggest mistake of the afternoon? Following the no blind laps rule, took one 20 dollar bikini dance. Great dance, but could have easily saved the money. (The stage side dances already should have made me comfortable with the private lap dance room, 15 minutes for 100.) Not wasting time, while I'm trying to feed money into the strange bill changer like device she's already stripping and already getting very playful.

The next fifteen minutes, no upsell (frankly, she had quickly pushed my limits anyway), and just a wonderful time. Next time in the area, I'll be back.

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