Had one free night on my...

Had one free night on my visit to SF to go clubbing and after doing some homework, this seemed like the best option for my menu favorites. Typical Monday night at a strip club with low number of customers and a low number of dancers. But everyone involved was there for the prime reason strip clubs exist, to showcase fine female forms. As others have described, this club set up is odd, with a long runway going down the middle of the back half of the room with three rows of "tipping" seats on each side. The rest of the seats are set up movie theater style facing toward the runway. On this slower night, dancers were doing three song sets (generally clothed first song, topless second and nude third) with a short transition song between dancers.

These were among the best stage dances I've ever witnessed. Very hands on and even during the nude song, some dancers would get off the stage and into your lap...all for the low, low price of $2. The other nice thing about being stage side was that you are off limits to being asked for a dance by other dancers. I think I was able to spend a couple hours and about $40 sampling these nice offerings. Most dancers were above average with a couple true gems in the mix. One of the reasons I chose Crazy Horse was that other reviewers said there were lots of Asians here, and I do suffer from yellow fever, but on this particular night there was just one on duty and her stage dances for me were sub-par.

Moved back o the non-tip seating to move on to some lap dance fun and find out what their pitches would be like. Actually much tamer than I would have expected for a place with such aggressive stage dances, Was still holding out hope that the Asian chick might stop by and kick up her game to go into the back, but she was AWOL. Settled on a slender young Latina withe a body like porn star Alexis Love and we decided on doing the $100 three-song fully nude booth dance. She was by far the most aggressive dancer on stage so I had high hopes for our time together. First song was pretty good and she offers HJ for a really high price and I simply say I didn't have that much on me and she cut the offer by about half and we were on. Things, however, got much more clinical then. She got me off, but the chemistry of the moment was probably a quarter of what it was during dance one. And the moment I came (into a cover no less) she was off of me and starting to dress.