The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I went to Crazy Horse around...

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temp_p
Nov 4, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I went to Crazy Horse around 11 pm on Saturday. The place was packed with guys. I have never seen such a bad ratio of guys to girls in a strip club. The layout is like a theater. Most of the guys prefer to sit round the stage and watch the show. Because of such a bad guys to girls ratio, pretty much no girls have the time to sit with you and chat and seduce you to get a dance. Sometimes, that is half the fun: getting a nice sensual dance from a girl from someone who has seduced you with words. Some of the girls don't even have time to hear your answer after they have asked you if you want a dance. They ask you as they walk past you. Weird.

Given that. the dances are good quality. With the right dancer you can have a lot of fun. However, if you are new and you are trying to find out who gives great dances, good luck with that. Pretty much any girl can be a hit or miss.

I tried some dances with Heidi. She showed promise while getting the topless dance and decided to get a private dance with her. She did not have any enthusiasm during the private show. She just went through the motions with a grim look on her face.

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