I have mixed feelings about Crazy...

I have mixed feelings about Crazy Horse. It's probably the best deal in the area for extras ($120 15 minute VIP) but in my opinion the dancers looks aren't that good except for a few exceptions. What you get for that $120 may or may not include a HJ depending on the dancer or what extra you negotiate, typically up to a BJ but not FS. The other strip clubs in the city tend to have better lookers but no extras except Mitchell Brothers where you can get anything but pay about 2x what you would get paying an escort or 3x going to an AAMP (Asian Apartment Massage Parlor - see www.sfredbook.com) You can't tell what the dancers look like on the website before you go (but of course with many strip clubs you can't). They will list the dancers on the website when there but no schedule. The closest you can get to reviews (only on some of the dancers) or past list of dancers is to go to www.sfredbook.com which will have decent reviews for local SF stuff.

You can get lapdances (clothed) for $20 and nude for $40. Depending on the dancer occasionally you can get some hand action surreptitiously, especially in the afternoon.

It said BYOB which I don't think they let you bring booze in unless you sneak it in as mini-bottles (which I have done.) They don't pat me down but maybe because I'm a grey haired panther. For you young-uns it might be a different story. Don't know about buffet at noon.