The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

As others have said, it is...

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Jimxxx
Apr 25, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

As others have said, it is a strange strip club. It is probably an old theater since when you walk in there are rows of theater seating and where the screen would have been there is a stage. Because of this, all of the customers sit facing the stage. It made it seem a little awkward going up to tip a girl on stage because it makes it seem like all of these eyes are on you... just a little weird. Its not helped that the stage is rather brightly lit while the seats are in the dark. Its good for looking at the girls but I like the lighting a little more discreet. Unfortunately there is no bar in here. All you can get is water bottles and sodas.I talked with one of the girls and they said I could go a bar about a block away and come back but she said you have to be careful several of the girls there that have done that have been robbed. Didn't like the sound of that so I passed. A few of the girls came up to me and asked for dances.. most were in the 7-8 range. I politely declined and there was no hassle or hard sell. Except one that was very persistent and kept coming back to me and saying "she really knows how to please" and that why don't I get a dance from her. Kind of a pain.. she had a nice body but told me the VIP was $140. No way am I spending that much, especially with the reviews regarding low mileage that I've read on here. One Indian looking girl came and sat next to me and talked to me for a long time and never even asked for a dance. She was nice and interesting to talk to and we were having a good conversation. So good in fact that another customer sitting a few seats away from her came up and said that it sounded like we were having an interesting conversation and could he sit down next to here and join in. She said no I'll come over and talk to you later which I thought was funny. I don't think she ever did. I really felt like giving her something (like $10 or so) since she talked to me for so long. I would have bought her a drink if there had been a bar. She finally got up and left and I felt bad for not giving her something for sitting and talking with me so long but I know giving the girl $ for just sitting and talking with you is frowned upon. But I should have because she spent so long with me and we had such a good conversation. I would have tipped her had she danced but it was not her turn. All in all it wasn't a bad experience and obviously cheap, but the whole atmosphere was strange. Definitely didn't feel safe walking out... very dark and trash all around. Luckily didn't have too far to walk and the neighborhood dramatically improves just a block or so away.

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