So I was in San Francisco...

So I was in San Francisco a couple weeks ago, and my hotel was about 5 blocks from the Crazy Horse. What did you expect me to do? I stopped into Crazy Horse a couple times, once on a Monday around 5pm, and then again on a Thursday around 9:30pm.

Monday - this was definitely during the day shift. There were probably about 6 dancers I saw, and less than 10 customers. I took a seat along pervert's row and watched a few girls on stage. One latina was very active showing me the goods, and asked if I wanted a private dance when she was done. I told her to stop on by. But before she came out, a short asian girl named Lee (I think) stopped by and convinced me she was the best dancer in the place. I decided to take her up on the offer. We went for the 3 songs for $100 deal. She was definitley trying to upsell me - I got the idea everything was on the menu. In fact, she wanted me to stick my thumb in her ass to prove I wasn't a cop! I declined any extras, but we went out to have an enjoyable time.

Thursday night - CH was featuring adult film star Teagan Presley, so I thought I'd check her out. I got there about 30 minutes before her showtime, so I sat down in perverts row, armed with a stack of singles. For a small tip, the girls come down off the stage and give you a mini lap dance. Some of the girls were better than others. A tall asian girl with a lot of tattoos was pretty, but if the money wasn't flowing... she wasn't showing! Her counterpart on stage was a short slightly thick Asian girl who really enjoyed her job. And I saw another girl - a dirty blonde named Jenna who seemed pretty sexy on stage.