The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

On weekday evenings Crazy Horse has...

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temp_p
Jul 25, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

On weekday evenings Crazy Horse has a special - you pay the full entrance and you get one free entrance any time before 6 pm. This does not expire. Anyways, I was unaware of this and was a welcome surprise.

That said I am not really a big fan of strip clubs in San Francisco. Crazy Horse is the best you have if you want liberal lap dances (mutual touch) without having to burn a hole in your pocket. What I dislike about the strip club experience in SF is that none of the dancers want to have any conversation with you. It is all about - "do you want a dance" and then get the dances and then over.

Sorry of the digression. I got a bunch of dances from Maleiah and then from Bianca. Both were usual topless dances with a little bit of roaming of the hands. Nothing out of the ordinary. After burning through a couple of hundred dollars I called it quits.

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