The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

This is my first visit in...

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Darkblue999
Jul 10, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

This is my first visit in last 6 years. I used to go there frequently during 2003,2004 years . It used to be a very good club with nice good looking and respectful dancers.

I went there on Saturday midnight that means Sunday early morning actually. Paid $25 cover and went inside. Too many customers sitting in the rows near stage. I wanted to sit in front row so that I can get $2 laps. But disappointed nobody wanted to get up. Watched one hot Asian girl dancing. As soon as her set was over rn to grab her . I caught her and asked for a dance , but I was too late. She said ok and went with other customer. Another Asian asked me for dance I took a $20 dance. Expected two way full grinding as in 2003. But she gave very very lame dance. She didn't even sit on my lap. She sat on my knee and kept changing position whenever I tried to touch her hips she tried to push my hands . Also did not allow me to touch her tits. Disappointed with her dance. Then asked a 7-8 rated blonde for dance. She allowed to touch freely danced well , but cut the dance short and said we are done . I should have left her from this point. My mistake I took her for $100 VIP dance . VIP dance is full nude. He became full nude and sat on my lap and allowed me to touch her tits but not her kitty. When I tried to touch her kitty she asked for $20 more prepay . Dancing was not full friction grinding . After the dances she demanded $40 more because of the VIP dance. He is a ROB . My mistake I took her for VIP. For the same price I would have got very good friction dance with hot blonde in Baltimore.

This would be my last trip to crazy horse . Crazy horse is not the old crazy horse anymore. Not many girls on Saturday night. Just 6-8 girls.

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