The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

So I had some time to...

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miatia
Sep 30, 2012, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

So I had some time to kill after working in the area and had noticed this place as I was walking by for lunch. I paid the door fee and asked if I could keep my backpack with me and the guy said sure, no problem. He also offered to let me keep it behind the desk.

The inside is strange for a strip club. The theater style seating just makes it feel weird. There was a good variety of cute girls working and I grabbed a soda from the vending machine in the back for $2 before I sat down. It was nice not have to deal with the whole ladies drink push you get at most places.

I eventually made my way down to the front where $2 tips get you a front row seat to the on stage action. This is the best place in the house to be if you can handle the whole theater watching you from the "cheap seats".

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